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Merde Paris Vintage Washed Tee
€27,99
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Paris is a vibe. This tee has opinions about that vibe. Bold, unbothered, and washed to perfection — because fashion should have a sense of humour.
Vintage washed cotton, relaxed fit, the kind of shirt that says you've been somewhere and have thoughts about it.
📏 Size Guide
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Shoulder (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 88–92 | 65–67 | 38–40 |
| M | 92–96 | 67–69 | 40–42 |
| L | 96–100 | 69–71 | 42–44 |
| XL | 100–104 | 71–73 | 44–46 |
| XXL | 104–110 | 73–75 | 46–48 |
| XXXL | 110–116 | 75–77 | 48–50 |
Measurements are approximate (±1–3 cm). When in doubt, size up.
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